Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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