let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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