My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
organizing the empties. That sober.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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