I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
there is puke in my bra ... again
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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