My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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