D3 body, D1 cock
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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