You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
nutella sex= disaster
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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