so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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