so that wasnt chicken after all
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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