You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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