So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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