Say something about gay babies.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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