god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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