im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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