Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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