Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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