Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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