You really coming over, don't trick.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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