It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
