is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize