People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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