Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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