Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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