around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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