no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
honey bunches of taint.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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