just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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