If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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