He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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