I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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