I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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