She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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