also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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