Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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