i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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