you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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