By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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