Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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