I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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