your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
