I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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