I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Randomize