Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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