i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
kristin has been a bad kristin
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize