It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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