Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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