I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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