i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Randomize
