You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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