If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Panties = found
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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