I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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