We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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