i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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