nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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