I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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