is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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