if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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