That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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