just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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