Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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